Congratulations on the little one!
Back on the scatalogical bent, I seem to remember that I likened baby poop to 'green cement'. Seems like I almost needed a chisel to clean up Jr. sometimes. As you've always heard, 'they grow up fast' so cherish these moments. You seemingly wait forever for them to walk and talk, and then after that it seems like it's always 'sit down and shut up!'
My pediatrician told me there's 4 reasons a baby will cry:
- they're tired,
- they're cold/hot,
- they're hungry,
- or they just feel like crying!
You will feel like Rockefeller once she's not in diapers any longer - one less weekly expense... 
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My $0.022 worth ('cause I always give 110%)
Semper ubi lut sub ubi. Cogito ergo armatus sum. Vidi, spanki, veni.
Gun control is like trying to reduce drunk driving by making it tougher for sober people to own cars.
Gun control is being angry at people driving 90 in a 25, and changing the speed limit to 20.
"Bureau of Alcohol, Tobacco, Firearms and Explosives" sounds like a Coshocton convenience store, not a government agency...
Best of ORdN:
RSVDon: "...Saying Taco Bell is good...is like saying fat chicks are amazing to fu... Yeah, it's great when you're drunk, but once you're sober you realize your mistake."
jagr: "...I might take you up on the matress thing. Mine has a big fu** ditch right in the middle."
1000rrrider: "...It'd take a lot of zombies with a lot of ammo. I could make Waco look like a paintball match."
Isaac's Papa: "Yeah, so your attorney can pin his nuts to the wall for confiscating a legally carried weapon. "Lick my b*lls, Officer Fu**meat!!""
Todd#43: "For the record, I have NEVER fu**ed a midget. I did meet one once, and asked her to go up on me."
1000rrrider "Asian Earth girls taste like cherry Rice Crispies 1 week a month."
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